16 awkward things you do when you are alone at home
You rarely wear something below the waist and you walk inside carelessly.
Awkward Kitchen with awkward eating styles
You have found new laundry location, too lazy to move them
You have plenty of food to eat because there is no one at home to share with, so who cares to save it
You suddenly become a INACTIVE person on social sites because you enjoy watching movies and your favorite TV shows alone. You want to act weird while watching them. So you send a Fu*k U text to all your friends.
Beside this kind of independence, you also think about if someone comes to your home and kill you. You don’t want to think about it but you can’t help thinking about ghosts and superficial things. You are also afraid of slipping in the washroom when you are taking bath with open-door as there is no one at home to notice.
The Sink at your kitchen is full of dirty dishes and you don’t even want to see at them. It is because of trying useless recipes for making awkward foods.
You don’t even want to shut your bathroom door
You don’t even try to be silent at night, like doing party alone
You watch your favorite Films with increased volume turned on and then promptly realize why you never did this shit before
You lie to your friends on call and messages about the hurdle why you can’t meet them this time
This is bad to health? Well… shut up, who cares
You purely fuck the five-second-rule
You have no one to talk with so you talk to yourself carelessly with making weird faces
You visit every corner of your house while talking on the phone
It also happens sometimes, that your loneliness ejects the better of you